so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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