I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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