Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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