There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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