i don't like sucking hair
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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