Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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