Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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