the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
