I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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