I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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