I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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