Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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