I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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