office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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