did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
are you so shy because you have an std?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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