when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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