is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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