I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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