idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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