At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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