question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she smelled like a LAN party
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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