I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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