Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
