I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
