she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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