We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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