Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
