Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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