People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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