You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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