Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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