try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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