I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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