Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Drunk is not a location!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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