did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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