She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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