Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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