i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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