WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There's a naked man in my car right now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
