I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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