There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
