i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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