drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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