Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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