Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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