Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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