I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
