If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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