saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I love you.
Bad choice
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