what if I'm pregnant?
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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