But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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