hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Randomize
