Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
The ass gains better be worth it
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